Absolute Robeo Affiliate Program

Absolute Robeo will double the amount we are now paying you everytime someone comes to Absolute Robeo from your site! Hard to believe isn't it? Well, it's absolutely true. We would not lie about something like that. No, it would have to be much more important for us to lie about it.

Q. "But," you ask and we will give you the answer as soon as we shut up and stop interupting, "how can this be? What do I, as a common person, have to do to become an affiliate?"
A. Well, it's simple. First stop being common. Next place a link to Absolute Robeo from your site. That's it.

Q. "What do I get for doing this?"
A. You get nothing because, after all, we aren't promoting this program to benefit you. It's all about us.

Q. "How will you know where to send my checks?"
A. Get a fresh chicken and put it in a brown paper bag. Go out to your front yard, swing the bag around your head, spin in a circle, swing your hips and sing your national anthem as loud as you can. Someone will find you.

Q. "When will I start recieving checks?"
A. As soon as someone sends one, you will get one. If I were you, I wouldn't start holding my breath just yet.

Q. "How much does it cost to join the affiliate program?"
A. It doesn't cost us anything. The cost to you is more than you will ever know.

Q. "Do you accept credit cards?"
A. Absolutely! What's your number?

To Become An Affiliate, Fill Out This Form Your name:           Email address:      Site name:            URL:                      Country of origin: Have you ever seen a potato chip that resembled a famous person? Yes   No   Maybe If yes or maybe, who did the chip resemble? Have you ever eaten haggis? Yes   No   Maybe If yes, please describe the flavor. Your boss has a booger hanging from his nose. Do you tell him? Yes   No   Maybe